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Sunday, March 29, 2009

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Going to be the last week of posting le.. yes!! the ward staff are nice and friendly, but 1 or 2 are not that approachable.. so cant be bothered with them.. I did last office (LO) on my first week of posting and for the FIRST TIME~ Actually it was ok la.. as I felt that I am doing a good deed by cleaning and 'wrapping' and tying the patient up so that his hands and legs will not be dangling.. may u RIP in the another world.. ~~OM~~

I got 2 cute patients in my cubicle, they are special as they are both PERANAKANS, but they dont talk to each other.. My pt, Mr S has very low pain threshold, he hates the doctors and nurses taking blood from his hand.. When they takes blood from him, he will 'Ooo~' in pain, and his facial expression is so funny! And he will say: 'The doctors and nurses always come and take my blood, now i've no more blood and i'll die with no blood..'

On a particular afternoon, when the ward is more settled, Lili and me decided to start on our case study, and we went to interview Mr S. When Lili and me was interviewing Mr S for our case study. She popped a question.

Lili: Mr S, how old are you?
Mr S: I'm 83 yrs old.
Lili: OMG! you doesnt look like your age! you looked younger..
Mr S: *laughs*
Lili: What did you do??
Mr S: I drink tomato juice everyday, without fail..
Me: *in my heart thinking*.. GROSSED!!

The moral of the story is u want to stay young forever, drink TOMATO JUICE everyday!! haha.. =D

Another pt of mine, Mr R is very vain.. he likes to comb his hair before eating and after eating. Whenever I see him combing, i will disturb him..

Me: Mr R, u very handsome ald lah, dont need to comb yr hair ald..
Mr R: *laughs*.. No lah..

I also got another cute patient in Lili's cubicle.. Kat n PJs' favourite pt also..he is sooo cute!! like old Winnie the Pooh.. he likes to say 'wei shen me' (why in chinese) in a very low voice.. haha.. =P

Not forgetting the female patients, I got nothing to say abt the patients cos I was not in-charge of the female cubicles.. BUT is the GRANDSONS that are I and my fellow friends that are attracted to! Got a very big-sized patient, who seems to have a lot of grandsons.. She got a pair of identical twins grandsons.. They looked so HOTTT!! *pssst*.. so good looking can~ and another super filial grandson that I and Michelle saw was also HOTTT!! he sayang his grandma a lot.. where got grandson so sayang the grandma one?? That particular evening, he came to visit his grandma, he wore simply a plain white tshirt n jeans.. so hot can!!! cos he got very nice body shape.. WooH!! *faints*..

So that's abt all abt my recent clinical experience in a respiratory ward..
That's all folks, Ciao for now!

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